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22 May 2008 @ 08:31 pm
iron man/doctor who (pepper/tony, ten/rose) the complications of mechanics  
The Complications of Mechanics
Rose takes another bite of her pretzel and says around it, "Y'know, he's always like that. Give him something shiny and even the least bit technical and he's all over it like a kid on Halloween. If it weren't so endearing it'd be ridiculous." Crossover. Utter ridiculousness in a box.
Complete.

"Oh, that is beautiful!"

The Doctor's voice filters across the room to the corner where Rose and the ginger haired woman named Pepper sit. Rose has her legs tucked up on the couch and Pepper sits next to her, legs deftly crossed at the ankle with a PDA in one hand and a sandwich balanced rather precariously in the other. Rose eyes it suspiciously.

Pepper hits a button on the PDA and it makes a happy pinging sound. She sighs.

"Do you ever get tired of that?" Rose asks and rips off a bit of the pretzel in her hand. She chews thoughtfully.

Pepper looks over at her and quirks an eyebrow. "Actually, I think I'd go out of my mind without it." She pauses, looks over at the two men on the opposite side of the room and says, "I like order."

"Not me," Rose objects and swallows a rather large chunk of pretzel. She chokes, feels her eyes start to water and takes a shaky swig from the bottle at her side. "Can't stand everything all organized. I like spontaneity."

"I can see that." And Pepper almost smiles. Her lips quirk up at the corners and Rose laughs. Watches the woman's eyes dart back to the corner of the room where the Doctor stands, hands lovingly outstretched and smoothing over the surface of Mr. Stark's metal suit.

Rose takes another bite of her pretzel and says around it, "Y'know, he's always like that. Give him something shiny and even the least bit technical and he's all over it like a kid on Halloween. If it weren't so endearing it'd be ridiculous."

Rose listens to the technical jargon being rambled off across the room at light speed as Pepper darts one neat fingernail across the keypad of her PDA.

"Really, that is--that is fantastic. Simply fantastic. And just look at that coolant system blimey is that a stationary flux rotator?"

Stark's head is buried in the middle half of the suit so Rose only manages to hear half of his muffled reply. "--ing incredible isn't it?"

"Honestly, it's brilliant. Never seen anything like it. Weeell," he amends, pulling his square glasses from his pocket smoothly and slipping them onto the bridge of his nose. "Except for in my ship of course. Oh, you should see it. Go for a ride in my blue box sometime."

Stark pulls his head out and comes back with a complicated string of multi-colored wires wrapped around his neck. The blue light at his chest glows and Rose narrows her eyes at it. Wonders why the Doctor hasn't said anything about it yet. "Sorry, don't swing that way." He replies smoothly and Rose has to bite her lip hard to restrain having a laugh at the Doctor's confused expression.

Pepper sets her PDA to the side with a quiet hesitation that makes Rose nervous for her. The woman seriously needs a holiday. Like on another planet where PDA's don't get service. Rose shoves her super phone further into her pocket with what she thinks is nonchalance but is probably rather blatant.

"I know the feeling," Pepper commiserates, her voice quiet and unassuming under the low hum of machinery. Rose sets the rest of her pretzel aside and tries to rub the crumbs off her pants. Fails miserably and ends up with grease stains at the knees instead.

"So I had this mate," she starts talking because she feels it's deserved. Feels it's something needed by the way Pepper's eyes roam, almost too casually, to the smooth line of her boss's back. "She worked for this bloke, some big legal firm near Canary Wharf. Anyway, she ended up getting way too involved, had her whole life wrapped up in this relationship she'd mostly built up in her own head because she was too afraid to just go for it. And it was a waste of a life, really." She pauses, considers the weight of her words and the heavy look the redheaded woman is now giving her. Wide eyed--maybe shock. Probably closer to fear.

Rose sighs, gives in. "Cause he had one hell of an ass."

The joke almost falls flat, and would have if it hadn't been for the sheer relief that seemed to almost pour out of Pepper as she leaned forward suddenly, touched Rose's arm almost companionably, and laughed. Rather loudly, actually and with an endearing little snort at the end that wrinkles her nose.

The sound triggers a noise from across the room, something suspiciously like gas being released into the air and before she can turn her head to investigate she hears, "Right. Well, probably shouldn't have unplugged that bit then."

"You think?"

Rose and Pepper tilt their heads at exactly the same moment, just in time to see the metal suit jump six feet in the air on its own, propelled by god only knows what. Pepper swears under her breath and jumps up quickly, incredibly quickly, Rose notes, for a woman wearing six inch heels, and darts forward. Rose grabs her arm to stop her.

"Wouldn't worry about it," She placates, pulling the woman back a few paces. "Honestly, I'd just let them handle it. Things tend to--" she's interrupted by a loud banging noise like a gunshot and all four of them duck simultaneously.

"We should probably--" the Doctor's voice cuts through and Rose looks up to see him standing off to one side while Tony Stark ducks wildly to the other as the suit wings by, nearly clipping his shoulder on the way.

"UPSTAIRS, NOW!" Stark shouts and Pepper and Rose bolt without question.

Behind them the Doctor rambles, "Well, other then that faulty spring release which I may have actually set to attack instead of defend, come to think of it--I'd say it's coming along smashing." 

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So this is what happens when [info]boxed leaves comments that pretty much just beg me to fic them. This was meant for a little thing called the CROSSOVER DRABBLE-ATHON at [info]katrina87's journal but exceeded the comment max character line so it ended up here. I'm shamelessly pimping the CROSSOVER DRABBLE-ATHON because it's made of win. Crack stuffed win with sugar on top and creme around the edges. IT'S THAT GOOD.
 
 
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Melissa: doll;[info]mylittlepwny on May 23rd, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
I HAVE NOT EVEN READ THIS YET AND IT IS ALREADY THE GREATEST THING EVER THAT I CAN IMAGINE.
I can just tell.

Will be back with my favorite bits after reading.
Melissa: valiant child;[info]mylittlepwny on May 23rd, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
Ok. Ok.
Can I just start off by saying how much I've missed your Doctor and Rose?
Because I have.
Missed them. A lot.
SO. Having said that.

"So I had this mate," she starts talking because she feels it's deserved. Feels it's something needed by the way Pepper's eyes roam, almost too casually, to the smooth line of her boss's back.
I love this. Which is a phrase I feel I'm overusing these past few days, but man, I am just coming across so much GREAT FIC that I can't feel guilty over it in the least.
I love how you're taking this seriously adorable situation, Rose and Pepper snacking while the Doctor and Tony have nerdgasms over technology and manage to make it deeper than just that, their conversation infused with more than just small talk, with meaning and like, the beginnings of something, which might not make sense, or be what you were going for, but is what I got from it, that, The joke almost falls flat, and would have if it hadn't been for the sheer relief that seemed to almost pour out of Pepper as she leaned forward suddenly, touched Rose's arm almost companionably, and laughed., was the start of something friendly, and that, excluding the Complete Awesome that is the Doctor and Tony Stark doing anything at all together, is what made this for me.

Also the fact that I am pretending this is taking place present day, which means that Rose is back with the Doctor, and not in Pete's World, and they are traveling together, and go on movie dates, and visit Tony and Pepper and give them tips like How To Successfully Save the Earth, and while there is angst (because I have a weakness for angst, so long as there is still a little bit of hope somewhere, and I like to think of Rose as the Doctor's little bit of hope, and since she's with him, well, there we are), there is also love and basically I should stop rambling about all of the backstory and futurestory I am making up from this and finish up so you can stop reading another of my SUPER LONG COMMENTS, GOD, SORRY, I KEEP DOING THIS TO YOU.
that one girl: dw::epic hug icon[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:28 pm (UTC)
Dude, I'm like epic grinning over here. For real. YOU ARE MADE OF AWESOME. And also the reason I keep writing so much damn fic. I'd sing "You Light Up My Life" if I could but I honestly have no idea what the lyrics are. Plus it's 8:30 in the morning so I should probably spare you that terror.

But seriously. ILU. Thank you SO much for the lovely comments! *squishes you forever*
anepidemic: alone in a crowd rose/10[info]anepidemic on May 23rd, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
How much do I love this? A LOT - that's how much. I just saw Iron Man and really enjoyed it. I really love the interactions you have between all the characters. When I was sitting watching IM, I kept comparing and contrasting D&R with S&P, so I'm happy to see a crossover.

You already know I love your writing, but I still feel the need to tell you, I always get the happiest feeling when I see new Who from you. (I didn't even try to rhyme that - it just happened.)
that one girl: actors::smile like you mean it[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
Aw, dude you rule. Have I ever told you that? Seriously, cause you do. Thank you so much for the lovely comment, you bring much needed happy squishy feelings to my day. :D
gabriella: coming or going?//beatkicks[info]gabby_silang on May 23rd, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
That was MAGIC. I love Pepper and Rose, and Rose just knowing, and of course the Doctor and Tony would be instant friends. Magic.
rodlox[info]rodlox on May 23rd, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
oh this wins on so many levels. can I recommend the comm here for you to re-post there? please? *hopes* this is just too good for them to not be introduced to it.

ps: yeah, you can fly. :D (the fic is terrific!)
that one girl: dw::gas mask love[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC)
Wow, really? That comm is awesome! I'll totally do a re-post. Thanks for the rec! And the super nice comment. :D
Queen Random: Dr Who What[info]hello_moonytoes on May 23rd, 2008 04:46 am (UTC)
Ahh. XD

This is so weird and awesome.
lazaefair[info]lazaefair on May 23rd, 2008 05:49 am (UTC)
Rose and Pepper snacking while the Doctor and Tony have nerdgasms over technology

Nerdgasms is definitely the right term. Tony Stark might be a zillionaire playboy, but he was SUCH a geek in the movie.
seren_ccd: Doctor Who - bloke-wise[info]seren_ccd on May 23rd, 2008 07:29 am (UTC)
Okay. You? Totally win at life. This is adorable. You got everything in here and I want to see more. Really, really fantastic.
that one girl: actor::the only thing i wouldn't change[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:32 pm (UTC)
Aw, thank you! I might honestly end up writing more. It's like pringles dude, once you pop you just can't stop. CROSSOVER MADNESS.
Meli Parker[info]meli_64 on May 23rd, 2008 08:12 am (UTC)
Brilliant! :D This was great!
L'Absente: pic#doctor[info]fade_out on May 23rd, 2008 10:35 am (UTC)
This was the best thing ever seriously. More please! Love it!
that one girl: actor::the pips[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
haha thanks dude! There may be more in the horizon. It's honestly become a crazy addiction.
S.: david; you're killing me here[info]artic_fox on May 23rd, 2008 12:12 pm (UTC)
BEST CROSSOVER EVER. :D Much lolz were had :D

Although seriously, well written, amusing, cracky, and I loved it!
that one girl: dw::doctor and rose[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 01:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it. And the crack, cause dude there's a lot of it. lol
Amy, Esq.: Tony/Pepper[info]wm_law2003 on May 23rd, 2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
That was really good. I am vaguely aware of Dr. Who, but I managed to "get" this. It kinda screams for a sequel though ;)
A wretch like me: DWho - HERECOMETHEDRUMSHERECOMETHEDRUMS[info]scarletumbrella on May 23rd, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
*gleee* I LOVED this!! Awesome awesome. Ahhh! I call for more Who/Iron man crossovers posthaste! ^_^
Annie: rdj||well hes got the moves and he knows[info]makebeliever29 on May 23rd, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
ULTIMATE CROSSOVER GUILTY PLEASURE!

God, you combine these four and the whole world just combusts from the sheer magnitude of their awesomeness. Seriously. Just like this fic almost made my computer combust because it was just like "OMG HELL YES!" the entire time.There needs to be more Tony/Doctor and Pepper/Rose moments coming from you because it's quickly becoming an addiction and soon I will be going through withdrawls. True fact. Plus even just thinking of David Tennant and RDJ in the same room is causing the hotness scale to swing nearly to full capacity.

Am I making any sense? Probably not. NSFGGHFFGG! What I mean by all that rambling is 'Good Fic!" and I really can't seem to stop using this icon.Fail.
that one girl: actor::the pips[info]araceli_maura on May 23rd, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
slktoaihsathaoiht DUDE. NOTHING BAD WILL EVER COME FROM USING THAT ICON. IT IS ONLY WIN.

You are seriously too awesome for words. And I'm not kidding, this really is becoming a problem in my brain. I CAN'T STOP WRITING IT. Also that hotness scale? OFF THE CHARTS. If those two ever hung out in the same room, global warming would increase 30 fold and we'd all spontaneously combust from the hotness. But at least we'd go out happy.
sometimes I feel like I'm drifting in space: IronMan-StopInTheNameOfLove[info]inthegiggleloop on May 23rd, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Fantastic. I really have been wanting some Iron Man/ Doctor Who crossover fic. Now I have to see if anyone has written any Indiana Jones.
Doyle[info]doyle_sb4 on May 23rd, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
I love this.
threerings: Ironman awesome[info]threerings on May 23rd, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
Oh, that was fantastic! This is my new favorite crossover setting EVER!

Any chance of MORE?
sundae_sweet: icon rocking[info]sundae_sweet on May 24th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
This fic is rockin'. Is it weird that I kinda wish that the Doctor takes Pepper on as a companion along with Rose? The possibilities just fry my brain.
Erika: Tony Stark[info]padmekenobi27 on May 25th, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
Oh man, a Doctor Who/Iron Man crossover. You have so made my day and you are made of win. Sadly, I was hoping for more dialogue from Tony, but oh well. I love it! More please? :D

My two favorite couples in one story, I think my little shipper heart is going to explode. LOL.
logicisfailing: Out of this world[info]logicisfailing on May 26th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
this can't be the end! write more :-) we need a follow-up!
Rosemerry: doctor who by prettybutt[info]rosemerry on May 28th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
omg, I loved this! So, so brillant! :D
and then the fireworks happened ☼ carina: dw║upgrade your companion today! (rt>mj)[info]boxed on May 30th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Okay, so basically I'm reading this for the 23948234th time because it's freaking brilliant and perfect and more beautiful than everything ever (actually, I'm fairly certain all your writing tends to be this way) and I know that I already commented on this but um. Really. If I could legally marry words, they would be yours.
that one girl: dw::plucky assistant[info]araceli_maura on May 31st, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
Dude, you are awesome. And it's totally legal, I just checked so my words are now your words. And till death do you part and all that. CAN I HAVE THE CAKE NOW?

Seriously, your comments bring intense happiness to my life. :D
brokentimelord[info]brokentimelord on June 2nd, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC)
Can I just say, I LOVE your DW/IronMan crossovers. I would have never thought of these two together but its works. I LOVE them.
midasu: When I grow up I wanna marry Iron Man[info]midasu on June 14th, 2008 06:21 am (UTC)
I love this. I love this so much. Great job with Rose. Whole thing is super awesome. Rose should totally drag pepper along on a tropical vacation.
VR Trakowski: metaphor[info]vr_trakowski on September 2nd, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
I haven't seen this Doctor yet, but this is nonetheless highly amusing. The Doctor and Tony Stark would be a very, very dangerous combination. The universe would never be the same.

Good heavens, imagine what he'd do with a Dalek...
 
 

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